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Show that you are a mature enough person to watch 90 plotless minutes of someone trying to convince you to do something,...
09/03/2026

Show that you are a mature enough person to watch 90 plotless minutes of someone trying to convince you to do something, not do something, believe in something, or stop believeing in something.

Always plead the fifth. Let them know you're constantly exercising your right to stay silent, not just by choice, but by...
09/02/2026

Always plead the fifth. Let them know you're constantly exercising your right to stay silent, not just by choice, but by force of circumstance. Basically, wear this as a way to fvvk with the pigs. Point to the shirt and don't say a word.

Wear this as the perfect excuse to fart wherever you want.
09/02/2026

Wear this as the perfect excuse to fart wherever you want.

Maybe you're a big Robert Plant guy, but have a weird grudge against Jimmy Page. If you get band merch, you're kind of g...
09/02/2026

Maybe you're a big Robert Plant guy, but have a weird grudge against Jimmy Page. If you get band merch, you're kind of giving your support to all the guys. What if you want to be more selective, while at the same time being vague enough that you don't seem like an overzealous fanboy/fangirl. Or maybe you are a lead singer and you want to make sure people know what to expect.

Being cruel to an immigrant seeking a better life isn't going to pay for anybody's healthcare. Locking people up in for ...
09/01/2026

Being cruel to an immigrant seeking a better life isn't going to pay for anybody's healthcare. Locking people up in for profit prisons to exploit their free labor means that corporations are creating less jobs.

Playing that game that you used to like was amazing! That sense of happiness that it brought you was unparalleled. You g...
09/01/2026

Playing that game that you used to like was amazing! That sense of happiness that it brought you was unparalleled. You go through the effort of finding it, getting it to work, and sit down to recapture that same sense of happiness, but somehow it feels empty. What happened? Well, turns out it was more a set and setting thing to start with. Maybe call that friend you used to play the game with and catch up? Maybe stop worrying about the problems that have piled up since your more innocent and childlike joy and just get outside for a walk? Maybe buy a cool new shirt to commemorate your journey through nostalgia? We hope you buy the shirt.

I love going to East Coast cities with no other goal than walking. NYC, Philly, and Boston are all great cities to just ...
09/01/2026

I love going to East Coast cities with no other goal than walking. NYC, Philly, and Boston are all great cities to just spend a day walking around and soaking in. Whenever I go though, I always see some sweaty, angry, inbred-looking dude walking around with his silly red hat and fascist fan merch waiting for somebody to confront them on it. Everybody there has already seen your carbon copy many times dude. They have things to do and they are actively avoiding making your backward ass a part of their lives in any way. You are not interesting enough to engage with and not influential enough to bother with. You're a p**s stain on the sidewalk man. People just want to step around you and it's not their job to clean you up. All that being said though, everyone is and has been spitting in your food you fvvking goober.

OK, Evangelicals, so let me get this straight, you've got a messiah who told everybody to love each other and to help ea...
08/31/2026

OK, Evangelicals, so let me get this straight, you've got a messiah who told everybody to love each other and to help each other ease suffering. At the same time though, there is a prophecy that he will only come back when things get really bad in pretty much the opposite direction of what he wanted. It's been a couple thousand years, but, since it's all about you of course, you're hoping he comes back within your lifetime so you guys can hang out and get a selfie together and maybe you can even get a shout out in the next holy book sequel. In order to drag him back from the spiritual ether, you are hoping to accelerate all of the bad stuff your messiah didn't want so that he's forced to come back and clean up your mess. And you really think this is what your messiah would want? Your ontology has the same level of thought and sophistication as my toddler dumping food on the floor at dinner time but, like, you're doing it to everyone's food.

Make excuses for yourself easier than ever with this shirt. The planets are not in the right place according to your bir...
08/31/2026

Make excuses for yourself easier than ever with this shirt. The planets are not in the right place according to your birthday for you to behave like a reasonable adult at the moment.

For a while I tried to live and let be. Your red hat showed me you were a moron and likely a bigot so I didn't really wa...
08/31/2026

For a while I tried to live and let be. Your red hat showed me you were a moron and likely a bigot so I didn't really want to fvvk with you much, but I let your presence in shared spaces slide. At this point though, if you're down with unidentified masked men illegally kidnapping kids because they're brown, G**O man. You've either been waiting for it the whole time or been brainwashed into thinking it's fine. I'm no longer comfortable sharing space with you if you're sticking to your guns in thinking all of this is fine.

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