Wonkyman T-Shirts & More

07/24/2026

🇺🇸 Freedom Friday

Freedom isn't something we inherited to admire.

It's something we're expected to protect.

Not just with service.

Not just with sacrifice.

But with character.

Be the kind of American who leaves things a little better than you found them.

Help someone.

Stand for something.

Be grateful.

Have a great Freedom Friday.

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Built by a Veteran. Worn by Patriots. Wonkyman T-Shirts delivers American-made grit for patriots, veterans, and blue-collar warriors. Freedom-driven tees, battle-tested comfort, and designs that salute the USA every damn day.

07/22/2026

Happy Wonkyman Wednesday, Patriots! 🇺🇸

Some warnings come with fine print.

This one comes on a T-shirt.

TRY US.

🇺🇸 Veteran-owned.
🇺🇸 Printed in the USA.
🇺🇸 Built for patriots.

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07/10/2026

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🇺🇸 Freedom Friday 🇺🇸

It's true... the Fourth of July is one incredible day every year.

But the United States only turns 250 once.

And that celebration lasts all year long.

So keep representing America. Keep flying the flag. Keep wearing your patriotism on your sleeve... or in this case, right across your chest.

Our friend Michelle summed it up perfectly:

"Sometimes I choose peace... and sometimes I choose this shirt."

Now that's the kind of patriot spirit America was built on.

We have a feeling King George III got pretty tired of hearing "Suck. It." about 250 years ago...
..and we're perfectly okay with keeping that tradition alive. 🇺🇸😎

Michelle, thank you for supporting our veteran-owned small business and for letting us share your photo with the Wonkyman family.

Happy Freedom Friday!

Built by a Veteran. Worn by Patriots.

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07/08/2026

🇺🇸 Wonkyman Wednesday

The fireworks may be over.

The celebration isn't.

America doesn't turn 250 for one weekend.
America is 250 for an entire year.

That gives us 365 days to remember what was built in 1776.
365 days to appreciate those who defended it.
365 days to fly the flag a little higher.
365 days to live like freedom is worth protecting.

The birthday party didn't end on July 4th.

It just got started.

🇺🇸 America 250
1776 • 2026

Built by a Veteran. Worn by Patriots.

Built by a Veteran. Worn by Patriots. Wonkyman T-Shirts delivers American-made grit for patriots, veterans, and blue-collar warriors. Freedom-driven tees, battle-tested comfort, and designs that salute the USA every damn day.

07/04/2026

250 years ago, America made its position perfectly clear.

King George didn’t like it.

Turns out… we didn’t care.

250 years later, that same American attitude is still alive and well.

Happy Independence Day to everyone who believes freedom is worth defending, liberty isn’t negotiable, and the Stars and Stripes still mean something.

From our veteran-owned small business to patriots across this great nation…

Happy 250th Birthday, America.

🇺🇸 SUCK. IT. 🇺🇸

07/03/2026

It's Freedom Friday patriots - cheers!

🇺🇸 250 years ago today...

Imagine it's July 3, 1776.

The vote for independence had already been cast.

Inside Independence Hall, the Continental Congress was putting the final touches on the Declaration of Independence.

There was no turning back.

Freedom was in the air.

Tomorrow, America would tell King George exactly where he could stick his crown. 🇺🇸

Around Wonkyman, we like to imagine the message was even more direct...

Suck. It. 😎🇺🇸

As we celebrate America's 250th birthday, we're extending our 25.0% OFF celebration through Monday night.

To everyone who has supported our veteran-owned small business...

Thank you.

Have a safe, happy, and unforgettable Independence Day weekend.

Be proud. Be grateful. Be free.

🇺🇸 Built by a Veteran. Worn by Patriots.

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07/01/2026

250 years ago, the colonies were fed up living under the thumb of King George.

Taxes.

Attempts to disarm them.

Being told what they could and couldn't do.

So they dumped the tea...
..told the King to Suck. It.
..and became Patriot Outlaws.

Some traditions are worth keeping alive.

🇺🇸 Happy Wonkyman Wednesday.

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06/26/2026

Happy Freedom Friday!

🇺🇸 Greetings from the Rocky Mountains!

Projects are in full swing, and we're getting ready for a few weeks celebrating everything that makes small-town America special.

🇺🇸 A hometown parade.
🎶 Live music.
🎆 Fireworks.
🤠 A rodeo.

Some folks call it small-town America.

We call it the freedom to be Americans. We're grateful to live it every day.

Thank you for supporting this veteran-owned small business and allowing us to be part of your American story.

Have a fantastic Freedom Friday!

🇺🇸 Built by a Veteran. Worn by Patriots.

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06/24/2026

🇺🇸 WMT Wednesday

One year later...

🏆 SUCK. IT. is officially the #1 best-selling shirt in Wonkyman history.

Thank you to every patriot, veteran, outlaw, and freedom-loving American who's joined us on this ride.

We're just getting started.

🇺🇸 Built by a Veteran. Worn by Patriots.

😎🇺🇸

06/19/2026

🇺🇸 Freedom Friday 🇺🇸

Freedom.

Never take it for granted.

Love it. Live it. Fight for it.

Today marks two special anniversaries.

61 years since my mom and dad were married. Love you both and miss you, Mom.

And today marks one year since Wonkyman T-Shirts launched.

Thank you for the support, the comments, the laughs, and for being part of this adventure.

We are blessed to live in a country where we can celebrate freedom and share what we believe.

Most of all...

Thank you.

Cheers all!

-sombo

🇺🇸🤠☕💣

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