07/02/2026
Quality Control: 10/10. Modeling Career: Questionable.
Part of owning a gift shop means documenting damaged merchandise so we can report it to the vendor.
Today’s assignment:
“Please show us what’s wrong with the blouse.”
Well… the neck hole appears to have been designed for someone considerably smaller than my head. 🤣
I can officially confirm:
✅ The fabric is gorgeous.
✅ The colors are stunning.
❌ My face has become part of the return claim.
Sometimes retail is glamorous…
…and sometimes you’re standing in the back room wearing a shirt as a blindfold while someone snaps a picture for evidence.
I’m happy to report that the blouse survived.
My dignity… is still under review. 😂
