Lalochezia

Lalochezia Hello! I’m Ashley, lover of all things cats, sewing, and the occasional house project.

I’m pretty sure my sewing machine is mad at me 😒 I haven’t struggled this much with a simple tote in AGES. Tough love I ...
04/01/2026

I’m pretty sure my sewing machine is mad at me 😒 I haven’t struggled this much with a simple tote in AGES.

Tough love I guess.

But these cuties are off to a farm stand up the road tomorrow. Wish them luck!



Today my youngest’s teacher told me we should buy him some onesies with the little fold over sleeves. He loves to rub hi...
02/24/2026

Today my youngest’s teacher told me we should buy him some onesies with the little fold over sleeves. He loves to rub his head and face when he self-soothes but he scratching himself, and the sleeves can prevent that.

Of course, me being me was like, I am NOT buying all new onesies. So I dug some bamboo out of my stash and am sewing flaps to all his sleeves.

He’s gonna hate it, but his skin will be thankful.



Oh! Hey there. I suppose I should actually post something so my page isn’t barren. Wondering what Lalochezia is? It’s me...
02/15/2026

Oh! Hey there. I suppose I should actually post something so my page isn’t barren.

Wondering what Lalochezia is? It’s me. And whatever I get up to crafting. Mostly sewing, yes, but occasionally drifting off into other things (thanks ADHD).

Most importantly, it’s my attempt to do two things: 1-do my part to repurpose materials (mostly textile) to keep them out of landfills. And 2-create awesome, OOAK pieces you’ll be excited to wear or use for a long time.

Because slow fashion rules and overconsumption is killing our planet.

Love you all. Excited to get back to making pretty things.

Oh! And Lalochezia means “the emotional relief gained by using indecent or vulgar language.” Which I do when crafting. A lot.

02/10/2026

I don’t know whether I pi**ed off the sewing gods or the ADHD gremlins, but someone is mad at me today 😬🫣

It’s been a rough few days. I’ve been holding so much for me and my little family, but I wanted to be clear where I (and...
01/27/2026

It’s been a rough few days. I’ve been holding so much for me and my little family, but I wanted to be clear where I (and my page) stand.

Most of my followers at this point are friends and family, but regardless, if you in any way support what’s happening in our country right now feel free to see your way out.

Art by the incredibly talented Hex Reject Art.

Spent my last day of maternity leave 😭 in my sewing cave. It was good to have me time before I get back to work tomorrow...
01/07/2026

Spent my last day of maternity leave 😭 in my sewing cave.

It was good to have me time before I get back to work tomorrow, but dang is it quiet around here.

Other than my swearing, of course. 😂 turns out I picked a somewhat difficult pattern for my first quilting adventure. Lots of seams to line up, and on the bias so everything is stretchy. Not to mention it’s a vest pattern I’ve never sewn.

But hey, baby steps are really awkward lunges into the unknown, right?

My first real quilt blocks! And by real I mean not just squares sewn to other squares 😂 I’m loving how these are coming ...
12/18/2025

My first real quilt blocks!

And by real I mean not just squares sewn to other squares 😂

I’m loving how these are coming together. This was one of my least favorite fabric combinations I put together too, so excited to see how the rest come out 😊

Anyone need a quilt?

Trying a new hobby! Decided I want to do something other than doom scroll when I take my kiddo to OT, so thought I’d giv...
12/12/2025

Trying a new hobby! Decided I want to do something other than doom scroll when I take my kiddo to OT, so thought I’d give English Paper Piecing a go.

Who wants a pot holder?

This started as a harmless marketplace run to snag a box of bias tape…And ended with my car stuffed to the gills with ba...
08/30/2025

This started as a harmless marketplace run to snag a box of bias tape…

And ended with my car stuffed to the gills with bags of mystery fabric 😆

Thankful for a husband that supports my shenanigans. Or at least puts up with them.

… anyone need some fabric? 😂

I have become a low key dahlia nut since moving to Spokane. They’re so pretty! But this year the earwigs have been out w...
08/20/2025

I have become a low key dahlia nut since moving to Spokane. They’re so pretty!

But this year the earwigs have been out with a vengeance. I’ve lost 4 big buds that were starting to open already, and I’m pi**ed about it.

This one managed to get mostly open, so when I found an earwig sleeping in it this morning, I decided to give it the day to open a little more and bring it inside.

Stupid bugs. I will win this battle.

Y’all…I finally finished a project this year 😂 I knew if I didn’t get it done before this baby arrives, it’d be another ...
08/14/2025

Y’all…

I finally finished a project this year 😂 I knew if I didn’t get it done before this baby arrives, it’d be another six months.

And I’ve already been suuuuuuuper slow to deliver this one.

It’s so pretty. This floral print is one of my absolute favs, and so glad I got to use it.

Then I had to pop it in the mail before I tried to keep it 😂

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