Two Woods

Two Woods Two Woods, one family.

06/09/2026

More family time to create more memories. I love for these moments

05/21/2026

04/28/2026

When life’s daily battles leave you feeling dim, remember this: your spark was never meant to fade. It was meant to be tested, forged, and reignited in the fire of effort. Show up today and prove that no struggle is stronger than your will to keep burning.

04/26/2026

Math ain’t mathing…





04/16/2026

Somewhere between the noise and the “normal,” a thought keeps showing up…

What if we sold it all?
The house. The cars. The stuff that somehow started owning us.

Trade it for jungle mornings, muddy boots, slow dinners, and kids who grow up knowing rivers instead of routines.

Costa Rica isn’t the plan… it’s the question.
And lately, it’s getting harder to ignore. 🌿

04/15/2026

One of those nights 🙃 is it bedtime yet?

03/31/2026

Forcing my Tico brother to endure ‘Fishin’ in the Dark’ + a full assault of country classics 😂

Windows down, jungle mist flying in, banjo going BRRRR…
He starts with ‘Mae, ¿qué diablos es esto? Sounds like sad cowboys lost in the rain!’

By the second chorus he’s foot-tapping harder than a howler monkey on caffeine, yelling ‘¡Al chile, esto es tuanis!’ and asking if all gringos fish in the dark because they can’t afford flashlights.

Zero fish were caught.
Zero sloths were two-stepped with.

Maximum cultural chaos achieved.

Pura vida just got hijacked by Nashville — send help (or more George Strait). 🤠🇨🇷🎸🌿

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7566 N Highway 97
Terrebonne, OR
97760

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