Retired and Rude

08/15/2025

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For those who’ve tried sobriety… and quickly reconsidered. This hilarious drinking-themed shirt says what many are thinking: “I Was Sober Once. Didn’t Like It.” Perfect for parties, bar nights, vacations, or your everyday retirement wardrobe. Makes a fun gift for friends who enjoy life wit...

08/15/2025

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Cheers to sinking birdies and sipping birdie juice! This fun golf design features the bold slogan “Under Par and I’m Feeling Loose — Somebody Hand Me the Birdie Juice!” complete with a golf ball, tee, citrus wedge, and cocktail glass. Perfect for golfers who love celebrating good rounds with...

08/15/2025

https://www.redbubble.com/i/t-shirt/I-Don-t-Control-Traffic-I-Control-Chaos-Air-Traffic-Control-by-RetiredAndRude/172536994.0JW12

A blunt and brilliant tribute to what air traffic control really is: organized mayhem. Perfect for the controller who thrives under pressure, juggles planes like puzzle pieces, and keeps the skies safe when everything’s falling apart. Great for ATC pros, retirees, and anyone fluent in multitasking...

08/14/2025

https://www.redbubble.com/i/t-shirt/My-Frequency-My-Rules-Funny-Air-Traffic-Control-Shirt-by-RetiredAndRude/172537570.LPB90

“My Frequency, My Rules.” This no-nonsense design is a power move for every controller who’s ever owned their airspace and owned the mic. It’s the perfect blend of confidence and sarcasm, ideal for radar room vets, tower legends, and headset-wearing heroes everywhere. A must-have for those w...

08/14/2025

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“I Have Kids. What’s Your Excuse?” This brutally honest mom shirt says it all — with style. Perfect for the sleep-deprived, multitasking mamas who keep everyone alive while barely hanging on themselves. Great for Mother’s Day, everyday wear, or anyone raising humans and calling it success....

08/14/2025

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“Don’t Worry, I Googled It.” Because nothing says expert like a quick internet search. This retro-style tee is perfect for the dad who insists he’s got it handled — even if he just skimmed the top result. Great for Father’s Day, birthdays, or any dad who treats Google like a toolbox. •...

08/11/2025

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08/11/2025

https://www.redbubble.com/i/t-shirt/Air-Traffic-Controller-God-Created-the-Skies-by-RetiredAndRude/172442992.APR4B

This witty aviation-themed design is perfect for proud air traffic controllers — active or retired. Featuring bold text and a heavenly nod to their critical role in keeping the skies safe and organized, it makes a great gift for controllers, pilots, or aviation lovers with a sense of humor. Design...

08/11/2025

https://www.redbubble.com/i/t-shirt/Air-Traffic-Control-Where-I-Work-Miracles-by-RetiredAndRude/172441957.1YYVU

A hilarious design for current and retired air traffic controllers who know what it’s like to separate aircraft — and maybe a b**r or two. Perfect gift for FAA heroes. • Millions of unique designs by independent artists. Find your thing.

08/06/2025

B**r paired dinner with our NY BFFs!