Toledo Underworld

02/06/2026

02/05/2026

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01/08/2026

⚠️ PRESCRIPTION UPDATE ⚠️

Anti-Depresscats™
Now administered in a can-shaped glass.

Indicated for iced drinks, emotional instability, and intolerance to Valentine’s Day.

Side effects may include attachment to cats and mild superiority.

⚠️ PRESCRIPTION UPDATE ⚠️ Anti-Depresscats™ Now administered in a can-shaped glass. Indicated for iced drinks, emotional instability, and intoleranc...

01/06/2026

Heads up, friends! 🖤🌿

We’ll be shutting down our Shopify website soon and moving everything over to our Ko-fi Shop
https://ko-fi.com/hexhenhomestead
so it all lives in one place.

Same creations, same weird little magic—just simpler, easier, and more centralized for us (and for you).

Thank you for following along as things evolve. More updates coming soon ✨

01/06/2026

🌹 Venus Valentine™

214th Street — Sick of Love Valentine’s Drop

Venus Valentine™ is not bitter — she’s tender, tired, and still believing.

Her candy-heart necklace carries the soft truths we keep even after love hurts: sweet talk, soul mate, kiss me, love you. Not lies. Not jokes. Just the parts of love that remain, even when the rest has melted away.

Crowned with dripping candles and wrapped in pink, Venus stands for the kind of love that survives disappointment — softer, quieter, and more self-aware than before.

This piece is for people who are sick of the performance of romance, but not of love itself.

Available for a Limited Time😻😽

🌹 Venus Valentine™ 214th Street — Sick of Love Valentine’s Drop Venus Valentine™ is not bitter — she’s tender, tired, and still believing. Her can...

01/05/2026

Anti-Depresscats™ Enamel Mug — cat-atonic relief for the romantically unwell.

⚠️ PRESCRIPTION NOTICE ⚠️

Anti-Depresscats™

Indicated for heartbreak, seasonal despair, and intolerance to romantic nonsense.

Side effects may include emotional stabilization and excessive attachment to cats.

Limited Valentine’s release.
Ask your cat if this mug is right for you.

Every purchase supports our homestead build, animal care, and future community workshops.

Anti-Depresscats™ Enamel Mug Cat-atonic Relief for the Romantically Unwell 214th Street — Sick of Love Valentine’s Day Drop Love hurts. Cats help. ...

11/13/2025

Remember when hanging out at the mall food court was the move? Now imagine doing it as a ghost. 👻💜

The ‘Ghostie Mall Food Court’ Grown Folks Skater Dress brings back the retro-mall energy — purple neon, cute chaos, and a dash of spooky nostalgia.
Soft, stretchy, and ridiculously comfy — perfect for layering with fishnets, a jean jacket, or your favorite hoodie.

🛍️ Designed by Toledo Underworld
💜 Sizes XS–3XL
👻 Fade-proof print
✨ Made to order — no fast fashion here

🕸️ Shop the full listing here: [https://toledounderworld.myshopify.com/products/ghostie-mall-food-court-grown-folks-skater-dress]