08/28/2026
DUD'S DOODLES ( trying my best to function in a Dolly-Less world)
BORN ON THIS DAY: Aaron Paul (who no longer resides in Albuquerque), Paul Reubens (P*e Wee Herman), who our Liar-In-Chief confuses with Senator Jon Ossoff, and Lyndon B. Johnson, a good domestic President, who was instrumental in passing both the Civil Rights and Voting Rights Bills but had a little problem with a country called Vietnam.
TOUCHDOWN: The new owner of the SF 49'ers, Jed York,
got arrested in his hometown of East Palestine, Ohio over the weekend for answering a prostitution ad 3 times and spending $140 on it at a trailer park. Have the 49er's been that bad ? There's an ex- ho**er in DC that could have helped him to a better neighborhood. East Palestine is where that horrible trainwreck with the big chemical spill was a few years ago. I guess you could call this just another trainwreck
COMEDY SHOW: The late Lyndsey Graham's sister is so stupid her head must hurt. Great news for Democrats !
PIG NEWS: (1) Racist Pressy-Dent Bone Spurs has removed the portrait of President Obama from the White House, He had some lama excuse, claiming it was "too Woke", but we all know the reason is racism. Besides, Woke is much better than being asleep all the time
(2) ICE pigs are rapidly separating children from their parents now in of all places Connecticut.
(3) The backward state of Texas has released ICE pig Christian Castro, who really isn't Christian. He put several bullets into a home with 6 kids in it shooting 24-year-old Julio Celis. Texas would not extradite him to Minnesota for trial. Plus, the murderers of Rene Goode and Alex Pretti also remain loose to do more damage. ICE pigs have made 49,571 arrests this year thru June, and they got paid big $$$ for every one of them.
CALL IT PROLIFIC: Dolly Partonn wrote over 3,000 songs in 60 years. Donald J. Skunk told over 3,000 lies in just 60 days. All 7 of the Top 10 songs on the iTunes charts this week are currently by Dolly. She also contributed more to children than all Republicans combined since World War 2.