Deep State Goons

04/10/2026

Anniversary of the Confederacy surrender.

04/07/2026

If this doesn't get him the Nobel Peace Prize, I don't know what will.

US President Donald Trump has threatened Iran again, saying "a whole civilization will die tonight" as his deadline to open the Strait of Hormuz looms.

04/06/2026

No one left behind.

04/06/2026

The downed pilot in Iran has been rescued. There's no image of the pilot nor the rescue released yet so I just chose to shop this image of Kash Patel, since I think it captures the overall celebratory + American vibe and since the image has been used to criticize the current administration people won't interpret the post as me being pro war or something.

04/06/2026

We got our remaining nuggets.
🙌

03/29/2026

I regret that I'm not winning any beauty contests these days. Way to rep us though.
🙂

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MAGA sounds ridiculous claiming only boomers oppose Trump?? 🤣 Voters under 30 disapprove of him by roughly 60% or more in multiple recent polls. Even voters 18 to 44 lean strongly against him. See you in November, Tomi.

Other great replies
Travis Akers – This is dumb. Considering how much plastic surgery you’ve had over the years, maybe not.

IdahoSpud2025 – Mar a Lago face is a thing. No Kings face is not a thing.

Mattivated4life - Found a photo of your cult leader, looking like Humpty Dumpty. So, sit this one out

03/27/2026

ҒᎬᏞᏆХ ΝᏙᏞᏞᏙՏ ᎡᎬᏀᎬՏ to those who celebrate. We may not be storming any castles, but it's a great opportunity to find your people and build community.

I'm a solitary soul, but I've pushed myself to meet and mingle with more like-minded folks. I'm tenatively going to push myself to make new friends despite happening between graveyard shifts.

03/21/2026

Our semiquincentennial commemorative coin is Donald Trump having a prostate exam.
🫤

02/28/2026

😢: "𝘥𝘢𝘯𝘨𝘦𝘳 𝘻𝘰𝘯𝘦..."
*long, snotty sniffle

02/21/2026