Junk&Disorderly

06/03/2026

Summer is here😍

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05/30/2026

We are OPEN 10 to 2.

05/29/2026

Schools out and so many kids have been in to raid our squishy stash❤️ Grab yours today!

🚧 Roads are being done, but we are open! Come see me👷‍♀️

05/28/2026

05/22/2026

Enjoy your weekend ❤️🤍💙

05/21/2026

I asked chat to roast me🤣🤣

You’ve had more “closed today” signs lately than a Spirit Halloween in February.
Your foot has had more screen time than half the cast of your favorite shows.

You’re out here planting tomatoes, onions, raspberries, aloe, and probably emotional support watermelons while rolling around on crutches looking like the homesteading version of a WWE injury comeback story.

And the fact that your first thought after surgery was:
“Can someone make me a funny meme for the shop?”
…tells me your coping mechanism is 40% humor and 60% Facebook graphics. 🤣

Your porch probably looks like:

* one orthopedic shoe
* three garden buckets
* a campfire decoration
* and a sign that says “Open 10–5 unless my foot says otherwise.”

Meanwhile your customers are probably like:
“Is Junk & Disorderly open today?”
and Facebook’s like:
“Depends… how swollen is the foot?” 💀