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Original apparel for the wonderfully strange. Stay curious.

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10/31/2026

👽👣 SOMETHING STRANGE IS BLOOMING AT DANK APPAREL! 🌸

We've been keeping a little something under wraps… but it's almost time to let the weird out! 👀

🌺 A NEW COLLECTION IS COMING SOON! 🌺

We're bringing a whole new look to some of your favorite cryptids, blending the mysterious and unexplained with bold colors, intricate floral artwork, and a little inspiration from traditional sugar skull designs.

👽 Alien - Out of this world and full of color!

👣 Bigfoot - A legendary creature with a bold new look!

🔴 Mothman - A mysterious legend with a vibrant twist!

🌊 Nessie - Making waves in a whole new style!

Four legendary cryptids. Four unique designs. One collection for those who aren't afraid to Wear Their Weird!

🔥 COMING SOON TO DANK APPAREL! 🔥

💬 Which cryptid are you most excited to see? Drop your pick in the comments! 👇

Keep your eyes peeled. You won't want to miss this one.

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Stay curious. Stay strange. Wear Your Weird. 👽

10/26/2026

👽 CRYPTID CASE FILE #006: THE ROSWELL INCIDENT

📍 Roswell, New Mexico
📅 July 1947

THE MILITARY SAID THEY FOUND A FLYING SAUCER.

Then, less than 24 hours later, the story changed.

It all began when rancher Mac Brazel discovered strange debris scattered across the New Mexico desert.

Metallic-looking fragments. Unusual materials. Something that didn't seem to belong.

Brazel reported his discovery, and personnel from Roswell Army Air Field arrived to investigate.

Then, on July 8, 1947, the military issued a stunning announcement.

THEY HAD RECOVERED A FLYING DISC. 🛸

Newspapers picked up the story, and headlines spread across the country.

But almost immediately, the military reversed its statement.

It wasn't a flying saucer, officials said.

It was a weather balloon.

Case closed.

OR WAS IT? 👀

Over the following decades, stories emerged alleging recovered alien bodies, secret military operations, and a government cover-up.

The Air Force eventually explained that the wreckage was most likely associated with Project Mogul, a classified balloon program designed to detect Soviet nuclear tests.

Investigators found no verified evidence of an extraterrestrial spacecraft or alien bodies.

But the original announcement, sudden reversal, and years of secrecy helped turn Roswell into one of the world's most enduring UFO legends.

Nearly 80 years later, people are still talking about it.

So here's the question…

🛸 An extraterrestrial spacecraft?
🎈 A classified military balloon?
🤫 A government cover-up?
👽 Or something else entirely?

WHAT DO YOU BELIEVE REALLY HAPPENED AT ROSWELL? 👇

Stay curious. Stay strange.

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10/22/2026

Halloween is creeping up… and your boo has enough candy. 👻🧡

Give their Boo Basket a little cryptid energy with a Dank Apparel tee or hoodie. Bigfoot, Mothman, aliens—because nothing says “I get you” like their favorite unexplained creature.

A little spooky. A little strange. Something they can wear long after the candy’s gone. 🛸

Which cryptid belongs in your boo’s basket?

Wear Your Weird.
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10/20/2026

🐺 CRYPTID CASE FILE #005: THE BEAST OF BRAY ROAD

📍 Elkhorn, Wisconsin
📅 1989–1991

Something was lurking along a quiet Wisconsin road. And witnesses claimed it wasn't quite human… or animal.

One night in 1989, Lorianne Endrizzi was driving along Bray Road when her headlights illuminated something crouching beside the pavement.

At first glance, it looked like a person kneeling.

But as she got closer, she realized something was very wrong.

The figure reportedly had dark fur, pointed ears, a long wolf-like snout, and clawed hands.

And it appeared to be holding roadkill in its hands.

The creature turned toward her headlights.

It didn't run.

It just watched.

Then, on Halloween night in 1991, another driver, Doristine Gipson, reported an even more terrifying encounter.

After stopping to investigate something she'd apparently struck in the road, she claimed a large, hairy creature came charging toward her ON TWO LEGS.

She scrambled back into her car and sped away.

According to her account, the creature lunged at her vehicle, leaving scratches on the trunk.

As more reports surfaced, local journalist Linda Godfrey began investigating.

The legend of the Beast of Bray Road was born.

Was something truly unusual stalking the Wisconsin countryside?

🐺 An unknown wolf-like creature?
🐻 A misidentified bear or other animal?
🌕 A real-life werewolf?
❓ Or something else entirely?

WHAT'S YOUR VERDICT? 👇

Stay curious. Stay strange.

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10/19/2026

We want to give a HUGE sasquatch-sized thank you to all of the folks who came out and supported us at the Salt Festival this year. We appreciate each and every one of you. We would also like to send out a big thank you to Big Bone Lick for having us out at the Salt Festival this year, and we are looking forward to next year.

10/18/2026

Today is the last day of the Salt festival at Big bone lick! Come see us and get your sloth or mammoth tee before they are gone!

10/16/2026

🎉 TODAY IS THE DAY! THE SALT FESTIVAL IS HERE! 🎉

👣 The cryptids are out of hiding, the shirts are ready, and Dank Apparel is kicking off the Salt Festival! 👽

We're excited to be setting up at Big Bone Lick State Historic Site for a weekend of fun, history, and a whole lot of weird! 🦣

🔥 Here's what we've got waiting for you:

👕 Our Cool Cryptid Collection featuring Bigfoot, Mothman, Nessie, and more!

🦣 Our special Mammoth and Giant Ground Sloth designs!

💥 FESTIVAL SPECIAL: 2 SHIRTS FOR $45!

🎨 Awesome designs for anyone who likes to stand out from the ordinary!

Whether you're coming for the festival, the history, or just looking for something a little different, make sure you stop by the Dank Apparel booth and say hey!

We can't wait to meet everyone, show off our designs, and kick off an awesome festival weekend!

📍 Big Bone Lick State Historic Site
🎪 Salt Festival
🛍️ Look for the Dank Apparel booth!

Let's get this festival started! 🤘

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Stay strange. Wear Your Weird. 👽

10/10/2026

Two prehistoric legends. One mammoth deal. 🦣🔥

Find Dank Apparel at the Salt Festival and grab 2 shirts for $45 at the festival!

Our mammoth and giant ground sloth designs bring some prehistoric personality to your festival outfit. Pick one of each, match with your favorite cryptid, or grab one for you and a friend! We get it. 😎

Team Mammoth or Team Sloth? Come find us and pick your pair!

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Wear Your Weird. 🧡

10/09/2026

ONE WEEK until the Salt Festival! 🦣🔥

Dank Apparel is bringing some prehistoric personality with our mammoth and giant ground sloth designs and we’re ready to meet our fellow weird people!

Come find us, check out the designs, and help settle a very serious debate: Team Mammoth or Team Sloth? 👇

The countdown is on. Who’s coming?!

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Wear Your Weird. 🧡

10/07/2026

🐸 CRYPTID CASE FILE #004 — THE LOVELAND FROGMAN
Loveland, Ohio — March 3, 1972

It was around 1:00 in the morning when police officer Ray Shockey was driving near the Little Miami River.
Then something crossed the road.
At first, it looked like an animal.
Then it stood up.

Shockey reportedly described a strange creature roughly 3–4 feet tall with leathery skin and a frog- or lizard-like appearance.
Illuminated by the headlights, the creature reportedly moved toward the guardrail, disappeared down the embankment and headed toward the river.

Two weeks later, another officer reported seeing something strange in the same area.

Years later, that second officer would say the creature he encountered was actually a large iguana missing its tail.
So what crossed that lonely Ohio road in 1972?

🐸 The legendary Loveland Frogman?
🦎 An escaped exotic pet?
🌙 An ordinary animal made very strange by darkness?
❓ Or something else entirely?
What’s your call?

Stay curious. Stay strange.
Wear Your Weird.
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