10/18/2026
A recent report from CERN Scientists in Switzerland has found some shocking results in one part of Rugby Union. After going through over 3000 samples of collected ‘Scrum Steam’ they have concluded that the steam coming from some of Rugby Unions largest humans is in fact the retreating souls of fast food consumed by the players.
Generally the biggest sample belonged to thousands of Big Macs that had perished at the hands of props across the sport both male and female. Vegetarian & Vegan groups across the planet have been quick to call everyone murderers, reminding us that cows are people too and that ‘we told you so, we told you so, hey big lads, leave our cows alone’ more to follow.
Our deepest thoughts and condolences go
out to every delicious Big Mac consumed by
a Rugby player to fuel their 80 minute hobby.
