07/02/2026
ESCAPE PLAN IN MOTION
We love liberty, freedom, and leaving work early.
*Friday, July 3rd: Ghosting you at 2:00 PM flat.
*Saturday, July 4th: CLOSED. Do not look for us. We are busy burning hot dogs and holding sparklers.
We will reluctantly return to adulthood and reopen on Monday, July 6th.
Try not to miss us too much!