10/04/2026
I HEREBY GIVE MY PERMISSION to the Police, ASIO, MI5, MI6, GCHQ, NIS, Mossad, KGB, GRU, the NSA, the FBI and CIA, RCMP, the Swiss Guard, the Priory of Scion, The Wu-Tang Clan, the inhabitants of Middle Earth, Agents Mulder and Scully, Spock, Captain Kirk, all the Storm Troopers and Darth Vader, Star Lord, Rocket, Groot, Drax, Nebula, The Mad Hatter, The Cheshire Cat, Alice in Wonderland, Queen of Hearts, The Avengers, The Illuminati, The Men in Black, X-Men, Ghost Busters, The Justice League, Guardians of the Galaxy, Thanos, Gandalf and Dumbledore, Santa Claus, The Easter Bunny, The Great Pumpkin, The Flying Spaghetti Monster, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, The Shaolin Temple Monks, The Tooth Fairy, the Mighty Morphin' Power Rangers, Zoltar, Thunderbirds, Dr. Who, Scooby Doo, Magnum P.I.'s moustache, Cheech & Chong and Sponge-Bob to view all the things I publish on Facebook, because I'm fully aware that my privacy ended the day I created a profile on Facebook. I know that whatever I post can be shared, tagged, copied and posted elsewhere because I'm fabulously windswept and fascinating.
