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Sometimes funny, always relatable & occasionally grumpy

29/10/2026

Exciting new! We are super excited to be back at x next month.

I'll be bringing my sticker wall with me as it went down a storm at it's debut.

I have turned on free collection, if you are after something specific I recommend pre-ordering as I will be leaving a lot of my range at home.

29/10/2026

alert! These are back in stock and ready for you to dittoify allll your stuff.

28/10/2026

Who am I kidding I was never normal 😂

25/10/2026

Sorry about the noise level but a quick video on items we are running low on today.

Everything new will be online tomorrow 🙂

24/10/2026

Day 2 of MCM is in full swing and people love finding older fandoms.

24/10/2026

How to find me at MCM via door N8, they opened this bang on opening yesterday and it's the easiest door to find me from.

We are ready and excited for Day 2, some items are running low on stock but we only had a couple if sellouts so still have almost everything available.

See you later!

23/10/2026

What a day, Apologies for the text to speech my voice is struggling and I need to keep for tomorrow 😂

Today was definitely not what I expected but we had an amazing day, we are both zombies now about to devour a takeaway and do it all again tomorrow.

23/10/2026

Perfect time and place to start your Christmas shopping 🩷

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23/10/2026

we're here and ready.
This is how to find us if you come in via N7, if you come in via N8 it's a literal straight line.

Rocky collectable cards are here and waiting (puchase required, just ask at checkout)

See you soon!

22/10/2026

we are ready

I'll post a how to find me in the morning and more videos of the stand but I'm so happy with how it's all come together. We still struggled to make everything fit though 🙈

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