Relic Road

09/02/2026

09/01/2026

For 50 cents… we hunt and gather these for you purely for the applause.

08/31/2026

Blue Glass reminds me of Blue Bayou sooo…Sang in my best Linda Ronstadt voice…

Gonna see my treasures again🎶
Gonna be with all of my friends
Relic Road is open again🎵
From 10 to 5

Gonna find some vintage again🎶
Gonna shop again till I’m broke again
Maybe I’ll feel better again at Relic Road 🎵

08/31/2026

🎡 ROUND & ROUND THE JUNK RACK GOES…

Where it stops, nobody knows what you’re gonna buy. 😂

This is basically the vintage-shopping version of a slot machine. Give it a spin, spot something weird, and suddenly you’re carrying around a treasure you didn’t know existed five minutes ago.

08/31/2026

Can you hear them? 👻

Some old things hold more than memories.

Turn the volume up. They might have something to say. 🖤

08/30/2026

Purr-fectly Spooky Vibes for a Sunday!
I’m trying here, but my background singer is killing it!

08/29/2026

Facebook: What’s on your mind?
Well Facebook glad you asked!!!
When I go places they seem to have company scripted greetings. Examples like
have a golden day or see you next time.

So what should we say?
✨Welcome! Please mind the time vortex by the front door!
✨ Come in! These items have been waiting decades to meet you!
✨Thanks for coming in,if that item you bought is haunted, it’s non refundable.
✨ Go forth and manifest the energy of a 1980’s roller rink.

Maybe I’ll just stick to the, Watch the hump , we have junk to the left and right.
Im open to suggestions…

08/28/2026

Some people meditate.
We arrange vintage stuff and pretend to have our s**t together.
Same level of enlightenment or no?